last night i was walking around chinatown and this drunk dude that looked JUST like 2 chainz called me a fag but for the sake of a more exciting story i’m just gonna start telling people that hit recording artist 2 chainz once called me a fag.
Nahome: You know last year my friend Christopher punched me in the eye.
Nahome: I don't know.
Nahome: I said something to him.
Me: What did you say?
Nahome: I told him that the Hulk is stronger than Iron Man.
Me: I don't know what to tell you man.
tip #18: if you see a pretty girl at a concert and you wanna have a conversation with her, don’t start it off by saying, “that’s a nice android phone.” you won’t end up getting to know each other. she’ll assume you’re a thief.
this is chet haze. his real name is chester marlon hanks. he’s tom hanks’ son. i think my boy devin nailed it perfectly yesterday in saying, “chet haze isn’t a rapper, he just knows how to use the internet.” enjoy!
YO ITS DAT LIE DOWN DANCE Y’ALL. SHOUT OUT BIG SEAN FOR THE SONG. SHOUT OUT FRANKSY FOR INTRODUCING THE WORLD TO THE LIE DOWN DANCE. EXCLUSIVE PROMO VIDEO #1 FOR THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED MIXTAPE. COP IT ON ITUNES!!!
i think you know you’re going through a weird phase in your life when you find yourself awake at 4:35 a.m. in ethiopia excitedly waiting for the usher “my way” and “8701” torrents to finish downloading.