Micael Berhane

Some people tell me I look like the black Taylor Lautner. Most don't.

September 30, 2012 at 3:04pm
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last night i was walking around chinatown and this drunk dude that looked JUST like 2 chainz called me a fag but for the sake of a more exciting story i’m just gonna start telling people that hit recording artist 2 chainz once called me a fag.

September 24, 2012 at 7:05pm
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Friendships Aren't Easy, Nahome

Nahome: You know last year my friend Christopher punched me in the eye.
Me: Why?
Nahome: I don't know.
Me: Really?
Nahome: I said something to him.
Me: What did you say?
Nahome: I told him that the Hulk is stronger than Iron Man.
Me: I don't know what to tell you man.

November 13, 2011 at 3:39pm
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tips on gettin da ladies by micael b

tip #18: if you see a pretty girl at a concert and you wanna have a conversation with her, don’t start it off by saying, “that’s a nice android phone.” you won’t end up getting to know each other. she’ll assume you’re a thief.  

June 16, 2011 at 2:20am
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Man, Fox News is some bullshit…
Now back to not being on Tumblr.

Man, Fox News is some bullshit…

Now back to not being on Tumblr.

January 15, 2011 at 9:54am
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oh raven symone riding a segway, you get me every time!

oh raven symone riding a segway, you get me every time!

January 14, 2011 at 12:43pm
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this is chet haze. his real name is chester marlon hankshe’s tom hanks’ son. i think my boy devin nailed it perfectly yesterday in saying, “chet haze isn’t a rapper, he just knows how to use the internet.” enjoy!

January 11, 2011 at 9:18pm
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YO ITS DAT LIE DOWN DANCE Y’ALL. SHOUT OUT BIG SEAN FOR THE SONG. SHOUT OUT FRANKSY FOR INTRODUCING THE WORLD TO THE LIE DOWN DANCE. EXCLUSIVE PROMO VIDEO #1 FOR THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED MIXTAPE. COP IT ON ITUNES!!!

January 5, 2011 at 9:32am
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WHERE’S YOUR FEDORA NOW ASSHOLE?!?

WHERE’S YOUR FEDORA NOW ASSHOLE?!?

January 3, 2011 at 8:36pm
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i think you know you’re going through a weird phase in your life when you find yourself awake at 4:35 a.m. in ethiopia excitedly waiting for the usher “my way” and “8701” torrents to finish downloading.

December 29, 2010 at 7:28pm
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just in case you guys were wondering, that’s what chocolate chip pancakes from ihop look like when mashed with red-haired “what’s my name?” rihanna.
i just wanted to see what it would look like if two of my favorite things were to have a baby.

just in case you guys were wondering, that’s what chocolate chip pancakes from ihop look like when mashed with red-haired “what’s my name?” rihanna.

i just wanted to see what it would look like if two of my favorite things were to have a baby.